This is so true!
When you take a long time to finish,
you are slow,
When your boss takes a long time to finish,
he is thorough
When you don't do it,
you are lazy,
When your boss does not do it,
he is busy,
When you do something without being told,
you are trying to be smart,
When your boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,
When you please your boss,
you are apple polishing,
When your boss pleases his boss,
he is cooperating,
When you make a mistake,
you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake,
he's only human.
When you are out of the office,
you are wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office,
he's on business.
When you are on a day off sick,
you are always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick,
he must be very ill.
When you apply for leave,
you must be going for an interview
When your boss applies for leave,
it's because he's overworked
When you do good,
your boss never remembers,
When you do wrong,
he never forgets
