Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Headache, body ache, heart system, arthritis, fast heart beat, epilepsy, excess fatness, bronchitis asthma, TB, meningitis, kidney and urine diseases, vomiting, ga str itis, diarrhea, piles, diabetes, constipation, all eye diseases, womb, cancer and men str ual di sorders, ear nose and throat diseases..
METHOD OF TREATMENT
1. As you wake up in the morning before brushing teeth, drink 4 x 160ml glasses of water ..
2. Brush and clean the mouth but do not eat or drink anything for 45 minutes
3. After 45 minutes you may eat and drink as normal.
4. After 15 minutes of breakfast, lunch and dinner do not eat or drink anything for 2 hours
5. Those who are old or sick and are unable to dri nk 4 glasses of water at the beginning may commence by taking little water and gradually increase it to 4 glasses per day.
6. The above method of treatment will cure diseases of the sick and others can enjoy a healthy life.
The following list gives the number of days of treatment required to cure/control/ reduce main diseases:
1. High Blood Pressure - 30 days
2. Ga str ic - 10 days
3. Diabetes - 30 days
4. Constipation - 10 days
5. Cancer - 180 days
6. TB - 90 days
7. Arthritis patients should follow the above treatment only for 3 days in the 1st week, and from 2nd week onwards - daily.
This treatment method has no side effects, however at the commencement of treatment you may have to urinate a few times.
It is better if we continue this and make this procedure as a routine work in our life.
Drink Water and Stay healthy and Active....
This makes sense .. The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals ...not cold water. Maybe it
is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating!!! Nothing to lose, everything to gain....
For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you.
It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that
you have just consumed .... It will slow down the digestion.
Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal..
A serious note about heart attacks: Women should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting.
Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line.
You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack.
Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms.
60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up.
Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know, the better chance we could survive...
A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this mail sends it to everyone they know, you can be sure that we'll save at least one life.
**Please be a true friend and send this article to all your friends you care about....... .I just did!!!**
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
His secretary walked up to him and asked: "Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your gate?"
Boss was not smart enough to understand, so he went back into his office looking a bit puzzled !
When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his Zipper was not zipped up.
He zipped up and remembering what his secretary had told him, then boss finally understood.
He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary.
When he reached her desk, He said: "When you saw the gate open did you see my BMW 7 series parked in there?"
The secretary smiled for a moment and said: "No, Boss I didn't. All I saw was an old scooter with 2 punctured tyres".
Boss went back to his office mumering ................. I'm finished !
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Marriages are made in heaven.
But then again, so is thunder and lightning.
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say,talk in your sleep.
Marriage is grand - and divorce is at least a 100 grand!
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife is.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.
But the law allows only one wife.
Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry.
That is why one treats the other like toxic waste.
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
Bonus Commandment Story
A long married couple came upon a wishing well.
The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The husband decided to make a wish too.
But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The wife was stunned for a moment,
But then smiled,
“It really works!”
Monday, July 13, 2009
Name: Ah Boy
Age: Still young
Sex: Never. Still under age
Religion: I only have experience praying my cat who dead 2 years before
Race: I love to race, how you know?
Nationality: I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo
IC Number: 6735
Telephone number: House no telephone
Hand phone number: 3310
Address: Penang Jelutong
Postcode: I never post anything
State: In my family, I am 2nd
Country: I love to travel to Canada
Marriage status: Secret
Email Address: Hotmail
Education Background: My teacher said not bad
Working experience: Last time got sell pirated VCD
Father's name: Daddy
Father's IC: You ask him
Mother's name: Mummy
Mother's IC: You ask her
Current Salary: Depends on my daddy mood
Expected Salary: As much as you can pay
When can start work: Depends on my mood
Highest qualification: Ya, very high
Grade: Ya, very high
Signature: Can I use chop?
The Problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor.
The child Should be in my custody. "
The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"
The man sat for a while contemplating... then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out...
Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"
Sunday, June 14, 2009
1.You don't have to call them every day, just to let them know you're not fighting
2.You don't have an anniversary-you just sort of "became" best friends.
3.When someone calls your girlfriend/boyfriend your "partner" it makes you think of marriage. When they call your best friend your partner, it's more like cops.
4.You never have to touch your best friend when it's hot outside, but you can still huddle close when it's freezing.
5.Your parents usually like your best friend.
6.Your best friend doesn't care if you get fat, you're ugly, or if you get a bad haircut.
7.You don't have to get jealous of "girls only" night or "guys only" night >-- You're part of it!
8.You can laugh at your best friend with no consequences.
9.You can burp/fart in front of your best friend on any occasion.
10.You can plan on still having a relationship with your best friend in 20 years.
11.Never in your life will you need "space" from your best friend.
12.Your best friend won't be mad if you want some time alone, and will only ask you "what's wrong?" once.
13.Your best friend is someone you get in trouble with; your boyfriend/girlfriend is someone you get in trouble with if you get in trouble.
14.You don't have to get dressed up to go anywhere with your best friend.
15.You're allowed to have multiple best friends.
16.No one ever spreads rumors or talks about you and your best friend's relationship.
17.Borrowing any amount of money from your best friend is okay, no questions asked.
18.Your best friend will never refer to you as "the ball and chain," "the old lady/man," or "the whip."
19.No one is ever trying to fix you up on blind dates for a new best friend.
20.It doesn't matter what your "other" friends think about your best friend.
21. Your best friend is the first person you call when you get a new boy friend / girl friend, and when you break up with them.
Monday, June 8, 2009
Thursday, May 28, 2009
This is so true!
When you take a long time to finish,
you are slow,
When your boss takes a long time to finish,
he is thorough
When you don't do it,
you are lazy,
When your boss does not do it,
he is busy,
When you do something without being told,
you are trying to be smart,
When your boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,
When you please your boss,
you are apple polishing,
When your boss pleases his boss,
he is cooperating,
When you make a mistake,
you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake,
he's only human.
When you are out of the office,
you are wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office,
he's on business.
When you are on a day off sick,
you are always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick,
he must be very ill.
When you apply for leave,
you must be going for an interview
When your boss applies for leave,
it's because he's overworked
When you do good,
your boss never remembers,
When you do wrong,
he never forgets